“I never thought he’d shut up!”
Your Mileage May Vary
Everyone has their own stats. Rolled the dice, distributed attributes. This is how I ended up with 2 in charisma and 6 in endurance.
You know why you didn’t make any progress this week. You KNOW why.
INTERMISSION
Let’s all go to the lobby!
Prisoner 24601!
Eh… I’ll just download it again.
Sweat? In PUBLIC?
But they will see! Everyone will SEE!
If I Can't See the Food, it Doesn't Exist (And Other Ways to Unhealthily Demonize Food)
If I go to that fun party, there might be food there. Eh, better stay home just to be safe.
Think Dieting and Exercise are the Only Challenges?
Better learn to be like this guy, 'cause you're going to be... dealing... with a lot.
I REGRET NOTHING
On Shortcuts: A Word to the Wise
Oh hoho, still think there's an easy way out??
“Wow, Congratulations on Your Success!” “ehhh….”
Why am I so uncomfortable when it comes to accepting compliments?
Be Prepared for a Fight
Sysiphus had it easy.
Omg Portion Sizes These Days
"The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself." - Louis CK
WTF is this “Lifestyle Change” BS
I went to the doctor complaining about shin splints and he said I needed to make a "lifestyle change" and the rest was blah blah blah
A Scale is a Tool, Not a Cursed Instrument of the Devil
The waistband on a 6-year-old pair of jeans is NOT a reliable method of measurement. STOP IT.
“But I Don’t Wanna!”
Ugh I'm just not feelin' it. Maybe tomorrow
IF I Started, This is How I Would Have Done It
That first push!
... I thought this would be shorter.
What Does it Even Mean to Be Fit?
Just what are you going for, anyway? Beach bod? Ex- shaming? Not just health, right?
The Fallacy of Weightloss Statistics
Climbing Everest might well be easier. May as well give up now before I waste too much time!
The Psychological Game of Self Image
Sometimes perception isn't reality
Not Another New Year's Resolution!
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we resolve to stop! Again!